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Joke of the Day

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."

"What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector? One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at."

"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."

"I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera."

"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"

"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."