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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
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"sir do u know why I pulled u over? ""actually yes officer I do, im a psychic. but DO YOU know why you'll beat me with your club in 1 minute"""
"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"
"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""
"Words can't describe how beautiful someone is... But numbers can. 4/10"
"I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!"
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"
"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."