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Joke of the Day

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"

"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""

"My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3"

"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."

"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"

"What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many there are, they can't change anything."