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Joke of the Day

"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house."

"Republicans didn't protest when Obama was elected... Because they had to go to work."

"*gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming ""WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!"" *"

"I think my neighbour's been stalking me, she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night"

"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"

"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"

"[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*"

"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"