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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."
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"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."
"I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... It's a ""below knee sandwich"""
"Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911."
"Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean."
"My wife says she hates domestic abuse So I now do my crunches outside the house"
"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."
"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)"
"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"