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Joke of the Day
"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."
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"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."
"I hate when people say ""women should stay in the kitchen"" ...how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house?"
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"
"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."
"Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2"
"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""
"What's 12 inches long and makes women scream at night? Cot death."
"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."