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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
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"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."
"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""
"My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be."
"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"How can you tell when someone does crossfit? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"
"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"
"My girlfriend left me.... she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech"