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Joke of the Day

"A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said ""Either way, you get your kid back"""

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."

"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."

"Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."

"I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, ""shuriken."""

"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."

"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"

"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"