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Joke of the Day

"looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing."

"Bill Clinton rapes a woman... Hillary Clinton then says to him... ""Bill did you rape another woman?"" Get it? Bill Clinton rapes women...."

"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"

"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"

"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."

"My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth."

"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"

"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."

"Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face."

"What do you call 'looking for a Korean'? Seoul searching"