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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Tellings your parents you're gay."
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"My Christmas shopping will be financed by my swear jar again this year."
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"Q: How do small people call each other? A: On microphones."
"Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree."
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