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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!"

"Starting to carry a clipboard at work just to let folks know I'm not fucking around about shit anymore."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"How is an NBA photographer like a Trump supporter? They both want to shoot black people."

"\r\jokes has the funniest most original content But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""

"What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope? I wanna see Uranus."

"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"