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Joke of the Day

"When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account."

"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."

"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"Anytime someone over reacts about a joke Hey, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard."

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."

"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"""Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."""

"I've just bought a car that parks itself. Oh really? And where it is? I have no fucking idea."