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Joke of the Day

"Anytime someone over reacts about a joke Hey, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard."

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."

"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training."

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about this."

"Anyone know how long you can keep a chicken in the freezer? Because I put one in last night and it was dead this morning."

"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."

"I like my women like I like my beer: I'm so fucking lonely."