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Joke of the Day
"Anytime someone over reacts about a joke Hey, it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard."
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"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."
"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."
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"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."
"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."