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Joke of the Day
"I've just bought a car that parks itself. Oh really? And where it is? I have no fucking idea."
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"""Here's the problem... You've got a Pokemon up there"" - me, as a proctologist"
"When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d-MM"
"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."
"Why aren't jokes in base eight funny? Because 7, 10, 11!"
"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."
"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."
"[Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."