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Joke of the Day

"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"

"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."

"""I don't even own a slave"" - colonial hipster"

"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."

"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."

"I like my women how I like my pudding. With their tops off and my penis in them."

"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."

"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."

"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."