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Joke of the Day
"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."
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"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."
"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"
"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."
"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."
"Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people."
"Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans."