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Joke of the Day
"What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"
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"Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"
"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"
"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"
"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"
"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"
"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"