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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because number 7 is Luis Suarez, and he'll eat 9, 10, 11 and the rest of your team. (Disclaimer: The joke above is only applicable when he plays for Liverpool)"

"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"

"Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb? A: Because he was in need of a light snack."

"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."

"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."

"Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order"

"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."

"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."

"Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?"