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Joke of the Day

"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"Whats another name for google glass? Dome Chrome."

"if 9-5 is a full time job, and 11/4 is a part time job, what's 9-11? An inside job."

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging"

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."