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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
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"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."
"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"
"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
"Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard."
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"