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Joke of the Day

"Why did Ms. Frizzle get fired from teaching Sex Ed? She told the class to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy."

"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."

"Where are average things built? In a satisfactory"

"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."

"There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man."

"TIFU by pooping on my girlfriend Sorry for the shit post"

"A guy says to a poor kid... ""Speak like you eat!"" And the poor kid stop talking."

"OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then."