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Joke of the Day

"Where are average things built? In a satisfactory"

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes: thwack.... ""Oh fuck""."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""

"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."

"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."

"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."