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Joke of the Day

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"

"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."

"What's with American's obsession with everything bigger? Bigger cars, bigger houses, higher IQs... If you ask me, Americans have the smallest penises in the world."

"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."