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Joke of the Day
"NSFW) Name your James Bond Porno...Go! From Russia With Glove:No Glove = No Love"
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"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"[work email] Me: Can I meat the new guy? Boss: Meet? Okay, sure... Me: Great! *hides bag of steaks*"
"[texting] Wife: Clean out your bowels. Me: OK. Wife: *bowls. The ones in the sink Me: *chugging laxatives* Damn it."