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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."
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"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""
"A poem for r/Jokes ""Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog."""
"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"
"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"
"Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was ""LOL"" and I was holding my statement upside down."
"I wear my wedding ring on my middle finger to remind me of how f*cked I am"
"""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common? I'm not allowed to tell you"