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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"

"In Massachusetts you can't buy liquor before noon on Sundays. But bless your raging alcoholic heart for trying."

"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. He also says ""Tremendous"", ""Sad"", and ""Pathetic""."

"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."

"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"

"Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !"

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"