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Joke of the Day
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
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"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
"*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*"
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"Tree men walk into a bar They order root beer and leaf before paying."
"The Horse Joke So, there was a fly, and the fly entered the horse's ass; finally when the fly wanted to go out, the horse wasn't there anymore."
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."
"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."
"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."