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Joke of the Day
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
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"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."
"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"
"What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa."
"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"
"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""
"Why did the staff party go to jail? Because they were in treble."
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."