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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!"

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."

"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."