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Joke of the Day

"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds... ...You must be Russian."

"Waiter: Can I get you something to drink? Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please"

"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"

"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"

"What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common? They both have a collection of CP"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints."

"I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids."