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Joke of the Day
"What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck"
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"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."
"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."
"my mom's house is like the one in Home Alone except all the booby traps are emotional"
"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"
"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."
"What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag? The teabag stays longer in the cup."
"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."