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Joke of the Day
"The worst excuse I have ever came up with."
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"I hope I'm never behind Johnny Depp going through airport security. Watching him take off all those accessories would be sad."
"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"
"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"
"'Bout to get white girl wasted (drink 3 dirty martini's, squeal about loving everyone, eat chicken fingers & vomit)."
"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"
"Dog for sale Eats everything. Loves kids."
"Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?"
"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""
"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."