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Joke of the Day
"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"
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"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."
"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
"Mike: I'm really glad I wasn't born in France. Jim: Why? Mike: I can't speak French."
"If you cross your fingers after surgery you'll heal faster Or maybe that's just super stichin'"
"[buys ghostbusters ringtone] ME: who ya gonna call? [1 hour later] ME: who ya gonna call?! [2 days later] ME: *sobbing* I am so lonely"
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."
"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."
"Venice, Italy What do you get from a frisky, naked old Venetian man who can't get it up and has difficulty walking? Canal."
"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."