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Joke of the Day

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""

"The even numbers said... The odds are against us."

"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."

"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."

"*points at houseplant* no, YOU have a drinking problem!!"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"

"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"