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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."
Next Joke
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog."
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my cloud"", and the other says ""hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe""."
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"
"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."
"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who can't drive manual."
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."