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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"

"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."

"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""

"Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut."

"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."