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Joke of the Day
"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."
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"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."
"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"
"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"
"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
"I want to start a Bantu Saliva cover band... And call it ""Click Click Boom"". ^I'll ^^show ^^^myself ^^^^out."
"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"
"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."