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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""

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"When I'm having a bad day, I like to think of Prince William, Prince and will.i.am introducing themselves to each other."
"Laziness father to his adopted son: ""what is the limit of laziness?"" son: ""having an adopted son"""
"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"
"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."
"CEO of KFC: ""We must always respect our customers. That is so important."" Ian: ""Shall we still serve them food in a bucket?"" CEO: ""Yes."""
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass are Red I think my lawn is on Fire"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? (Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato"