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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."

"All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period."

"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."

"There is nothing worse than a broke ass high maintenance woman."

"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"

"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"

"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."

"Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist? She tried to stick her finger in his cavity."

"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"