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Joke of the Day

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't...."

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."

"Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!"

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"

"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""

"Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship."

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"