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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"

"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."

"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"

"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"

"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"My girlfriend has the hottest ass in the world. Me"

"[HIGHLY OFFENSIVE] TRANSGENDER MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"

"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"