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Joke of the Day
"I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD"
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"What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"
"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""
"How do you get your dog to come? Fuck it."
"7am: *starts diet* 7pm: *eats the house*"
"I remain convinced that the only people who can gracefully sprint in stilettos are prostitutes."
"A turtle is crossing the road.... when he is mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies ""I don't know...it all happened so fast!"""