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Joke of the Day
"I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD"
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"A guy walks into a bar ouch"
"Me: Can u send me those documents? Coworker: Yes, but u can actually get them by-- Me: Nope, don't try teaching me to fish. Not interested."
"The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is... Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds."
"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."