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Joke of the Day

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"2017 Resolution: spend more quality time with my son *son begins describing his 500 new Pokemon cards* Well, there's always next year"

"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"

"In my youth, there was no ""snapschapts"". If you liked a young lady, you'd draw a proper picture of your genitals and send it to her parents."

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."

"[funeral] WIDOW: ii just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck"

"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."

"It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?"

"I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"How does Bob Marley like his biscuits? Wit jam in?"