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Joke of the Day

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow."

"Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!"

"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."

"Say what you like about pacifists... ..."

"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"

"Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth."

"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."