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Joke of the Day

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."

"Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"

"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"

"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he/she has to want to change."

"I left my house for a five-mile-run this morning. But when I got a block away, I had to turn around and go back because I forgot something. I forgot I can't run five miles."