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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid."
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"When children ask me where rain comes from, I pat their heads, shimmy up the nearest flag pole, and urinate on them."
"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""
"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."
"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"
"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"
"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."
"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"