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Joke of the Day

"What is the scariest part of a cavity search? When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching"

"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."

"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"

"#HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner bring up something less controversial, like religion."

"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."

"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."

"How is a vagina like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them!"

"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"