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Joke of the Day
"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."
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"oh u love jesus ""with all of ur heart""? name 3 of his albums"
"Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously."
"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."
"I can control what you do next in life. Made you click."
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game."
"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."