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Joke of the Day

"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"

"How do rabbis make money off of circumcisions? They get to keep the tips."

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."

"What is the temperature of a ton-ton? Luke warm"

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"

"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."

"What type of fruit is not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe..."

"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."