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Joke of the Day

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"

"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me."

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"

"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"

"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."