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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tim cook and a dead body? Tim cook gets to come out of the closet."

"You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream."

"I'm not homophobic, I love my house!"

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"

"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."