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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."
Next Joke
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,..... Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen. Husband: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena."
"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"
"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient watching x-men right now"
"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""
"Can I get an amen? AMEN! Can I get a b-men? BMEN! Can I get a c-men? CME--*the whole church laughs*"
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"Win every disagreement by saying "" I know. I'm from the future."" Because they can argue with you, but not science."
"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""
"What are green and smell like pork? Kermit's fingers"