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Joke of the Day

"I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees."

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"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""

"what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Sure, white people can't say the ""n word"" But at least we can say phases like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad."""

"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !"

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"Q. ""Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"" A. ""One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."""