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Joke of the Day

"I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom. Because it was 90 degrees."

"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"

"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."

"A Day in the life of John Dillon. My name is John Dillon, I do all the killin', I make 5 Dollars Day. I see a Girl named kitty and she shows me her titties and she takes my 5 Dollars away."

"Why don't they have werewolves in Asia? They get eaten."

"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? *sniff* do you smell carrots?"

"*writing classic song* Damn, I have the ""For he's a jolly good fellow"" part repeating three times but how am I gonna wrap this bad boy up?"

"how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough"

"So I was standing in the toilet queue at my high school ball. I was wondering why there were also women waiting in the same line so I asked the guy in front of me. ""This is the punchline."""