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Joke of the Day

"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."

"A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do."

"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."

"You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't."

"ME: I hit my neighbors car. CAT: I killed my last 4 owners. ME: YOU CAN TALK! CAT: ... ME: Wait, what did you just say? CAT: *blinks*"

"Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs."

"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."

"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"